You know how whenever a very public figure messes up with the whole world watching/listening, someone immediately remixes the really poignant bits into a really annoying techno tune and puts it on youtube and then expects millions of hits and LOL comments? Well, we’re in the process of doing just that. Poor old Gordon’s voice recording in yesterday’s Rochdale Incident was just too smooth sounding for us not get our teeth into it. So here it is! In a really annoying techno version! Just to clarify: in no way does this represent our support of David Cameron or indeed any political party. We just did it to attract attention to The Chap.

http://thechap.bandcamp.com/track/never-a-frown-with-gordon-brown

To accompany the 3:30 version of the album, here are the lyrics, similarly compressed.
Enjoy!

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